So this is it, eh? Blogging.. I used to be terribly good at this; that is, I used to be terribly good at putting something down that I thought was funny elsewhere and attributing it to myself. Like, total years where that and cryptically bitching about my friends was my "blogging"endeavor.
This one I'd like to keep a little more honest. That way I can tell you where I'm at in my life, in my journey through it, and my constant, almost fountain-like gripes with it. I try to keep it blithe, but sometimes someone'll get shot or a country will declare war or some idiot will propose some bullshit legislation, and I'll likely harp on it. I'm not the kind to hold back in terms of my opinions. I really don't back down much with anything, as a string of ex's will firmly attest, as well.
I'm 29, as of 3 days ago. 29. It doesn't hurt to say/think it, but it definitely makes an impression. I've been a lot of places and seen many thing I'd never really thought I would see, but at the same time, I'm left with this lingering listless feeling, like I should be doing something more. I have a job I enjoy, mostly because it affords me the downtime to be able to start doing something like blogging in earnest without it really being any sort of a violation.
And lets face it, I'm funny. I'm really funny. I could possibly make you have a seizure simply from laughing, or at the very least pee on yourself. It's not like it's a goal, but I think it's also one of the only places where someone soiling themselves is a sign that you're doing your job right. So, with my being a funny fellow, why not share it with people rather than mumble it to my parents, who just keep assuming I'm coming over to "steal the internet."
But also, with the knowledge that I'm a funny guy and definitely age-appropriate for comedy, I won't get off my ass and do anything about it. I write, and I crack jokes, and I make hilarious facebook status updates. I mean, fuckin' hilarious. but in the end, where am I? still talking to a crowd of me.
and my parents.
but only because I'm thievin' their net.
